Middleton Mania :: Fan Fiction :: Just Shut Up And Enjoy The Show Foundation!

This non-fanfic is a parody of an interstitial on "Animaniacs!" I wanted to use it to open up my next spoof of a Mario cartoon DVD. But just in case, I'm posting it here. Enjoy!

The fanfic opened up in the room of a certain video game know-it-all geek. He had video games and video game merchandise all over his room. The geek himself was sitting at his computer, registering various goofs in video game-based cartoons.
Geek 1: Princess Peach is supposed to be a blonde, not a redhead as the shows tend to make the viewers believe. In "Romano and Joliet", Joliet supposedly dropped her bouquet when the Albatoss nabbed her, yet she has it again when the Mario group is tossed into her dungeon cell. Cranky Kong is supposed to annoy people with his funny one-liners about the old days of video games, yet he never does that on the Donkey Kong Country cartoon. Professor Monkey-For-A-Head can't build another super-suit because his monkey ate the plans, not because he couldn't get another Battery of the Gods as he claimed in "Bring Me the Head of Earthworm Jim". Mother Brain isn't supposed to have facial features like she does on Captain N. And furthermore, King Hippo is supposed to be yellow, not blue, and Eggplant Wizard is just a drone-type enemy.
Mario: (appearing in front of the scene) Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential video game-based cartoon trivia, to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves? Well, if you are, there's hope... there's help... there's the... SHUT UP AND JUST ENJOY THE SHOW Foundation! Since its inception, the Shut Up And Just Enjoy The Show Foundation has gently, and calmly, brought people back to earth.
Geek 2: (also sitting at his computer) Protoman's supposed to be a good guy, not on Dr. Wily's side like the show makes you think. Also, Dinosaur Land should be populated by Yoshies, not by ignorant cave-people dressed like Flintstones rejects. (is suddenly knocked out of his chair by a red Koopa shell) Oooooff!
Geek 3: (also sitting at his computer) Candy Kong is supposed to look like what a female stereotype with blonde hair and a pink bikini would look like as a gorilla, and Funky Kong is supposed to have brown fur, not tan. And Klaptraps are not projectiles to be fired out of rifles. (is suddenly bit on the leg by a Klaptrap) Aaaaaa!
Geek 4: (sitting at his computer as well) The characters of Cook Kawasaki, Whispy Woods, and Lololo and Lalala were bad guys in the Kirby games, yet they're on Kirby's side in his show. In the Sonic X episode "Cracking Knuckles", Knuckles should've known better than to fall for Dr. Eggman's lies again. Also, since Ash got the Earth Badge in "Battle of the Badge", his Charizard should've immediately started obeying him from there on. (is suddenly toasted by an offscreen Charizard) Yaaaaah!!
Mario: Quick! It's not too late! Call us before you rewind to see what was in the room in the opening shot! There is hope... there is help... there is the... Shut Up And Enjoy The Show Foundation!
Geek 2: Thanks, Shut Up And Just Enjoy The Show Foundation!
Geek 3: I couldn't have done it without you!
Geek 4: You guys are the greatest!
Mario: (standing in front of the logo, which has been misspelled badly) Call now! The life you get may be your own.
Geek 1: Did you notice that the logo has been misspelled badly? I think that was intentional.
Mario: (pushes a button that causes a cow to fall from out of nowhere and land right on Geek 1) That's enough of that.

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